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The Vicar of Dibley always ends with Geraldine telling someone (usually Alice) a joke, apart from The New Year 2005 where
it was at the beginning.
Here are some of the Vicars jokes, which she is telling Alice, and Alices 'dippy' responses.
Geraldine: So there's a nun, and she's having a bath- and a knock comes at the door.
Alice: Oh dear.
Geraldine: And she says, 'Who is it?'And the reply comes, 'Its the blind man-can I come in?'And she
thinks about it for a moment, and says, 'Yes you can come on in'.
And the chap comes in and says, 'Nice tits- where do
you want the blind?'
Geraldine: Whats brown and sticky?
Alice: I dont know what is brown and sticky?
Geraldine: A stick
Alice: No sticks aren't sticky..
Geraldine: Santa Claus goes to the doctor with a problem
Alice: Oh dear
Geraldine: Yeah. He says' Doctor, I think I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom'.
Alice: I wonder how it got there?
Geraldine:Dont go there okay. so the doctor says, 'Okay Mr Claus bend over please'. And he looks and
he says, 'Yes indeed, you do have a mince pie stuck up your bottom. But you're in luck, Ive got some cream you can put on
it'.
Alice: You mean hes going to take it out and eat it?.... | 
